Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Sarcasm is my second language... usually. But not on Mondays... On Mondays, it's my first language.

From the Pie Group called Pizzaz With Attitudes When I'm called up I got a sent off Top it with Mozzerella and bacon and get hauled off You too boy if ya call after 11:15 The customers are gonna hafta come and get me Delicious and hot that's how I'm goin out For the hungry pizza eaters that's showin out Stomachs start to mumble, they gonna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pan with gumbo Goin off on a pizza baker like that with a grandma slice that's pointed at yo mouth So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a cheddar jack move Here's a Pizza rap to keep yo dancin with a delivery record like Ted Danson Pizza Cutter is the tool Don't make me act the pizza baking fool Me ...

Heels to the ground, comrade found. Heels to the sky, capitalist spy.

I'm Here For The Samples

NHIE

Pluto Never Forget 1930-2006 T Shirt. Cool Eye-Catching Tshirt with space graphic gives a great look. Awesome Gift for anyone who loves astronomy, stars, for science teacher, nerd, geek, men, women, youth, kids, brother, sister, son, daughter and friends. Space Merch is a perfect Gift idea for Birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day and other holidays. In memory of the declassified 9th dwarf planet of the solar system. Pluto must be a planet of the solar system.

HECKLE and JECKLE

jinkies!

Comic book superhero comic cover and cartoon mashup parody

This shit for brains stupid people poop emoji design makes a great guys teeshirt. Perfect as a Fathers day gift.

Free Hugs for ALL!

Beat It Creep Cry Baby girl gang shirt

Tech lives...you can't tell me otherwise.

CYKABLYAT Tee for CYKA BLYAT

It's sad but true.

Adios Bitchachos

I've Got Heels Higher Than Your Standards.

Very Tired Poliwhirl

Walking HR Violation. Funny quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor tee.

Everyone Watches Womens Sports

Warning design

Dont Hate Me Just Because Im A Little Cooler stickers

i hate everyone

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today

You're absolutely right! We don't condone rude or entitled behavior. Our Banana Karen Meme t-shirt is meant to be a fun and lighthearted take on a popular meme. It's a way to show off your sense of humor and make a statement without actually being a Karen. So, if you're looking for a way to inject some laughter into your day or give a funny gift to a friend, our Banana Karen t-shirt is the way to go. It's a great conversation starter and a unique addition to any wardrobe. And who knows, maybe wearing it will remind people to be kind and respectful instead of acting like a Karen. So, grab one for yourself or as a gift for a friend who needs a good laugh!

Do your duty and do what the shirt says!

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

How Dare You!

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

"Expressing a lack of interest or enthusiasm."

This weirdo is a monster

Slaughter is The Best Medicine. Illustration by me

Hamster meme

anthony bourdain

Mountains and Dad Jokes. A perfect combination.

It's LOG Ren & stimpy