Church of Robot

The dancing devils I see when I close my eyes.

People always ask me about King Trumpo, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about King Trumpo. I do very well with King Trumpo. I love King Trumpo. No one loves King Trumpo more than me, BELIEVE ME. King Trumpo loves me. We're going to have so many King Trumpo you are going to get sick of King Trumpo. The King Trumpo just got 10 feet higher. I have the best King Trumpo.

Praise be robot!

She's a nasty old crone, that's not in dispute. When it calls for the eye, in goes the whole newt!

My character original character, Bunny Boy, eating a raw egg. A perfect Easter gift.

The cover art of my coloring book "Creepy Creature Coloring Collection"

The Spiderjack, from forests deep His light, on you, will imbue an eerie shine, his stinger primed to pierce a hole right in you.

Beware the eyeclops, he brings only pain Graced with one great eye, and a very small brain.

The best way to a man's heart, is through his chest, but you have to reel him in first.