Austin Powers Baseball T-Shirts
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Tired? Life got you down? Is it a long day of paperwork ahead, or an endless night of cramming? Well guess who’s here to WAKE YOU TH %$@# UP. Ignore the uncontrollable shaking. That’s just the pure awesomeness* that caffeine bestows upon the worthy! *(If awesomeness persists, please consult a doctor.)
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