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Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears down there

Classic quote from the movie A Christmas Story the triple dog dare. I'm Stuck!!!

Fragile Leg Lamp

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

...except I didn't say "FUDGE."

the queen mother of dirty words

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Dun dun dun!

don't shoot your eye out

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

show mommy her little piggie

Bringing you the very best in eye-shooting firearms and ammunition since 1940!

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Christmas Story Flag Pole I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt Classic T-Shirt

A Christmas Story Ralphie Wreath Soap Bar Design by Beau Berkley Art.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

You can't shoot your eye out with a wreath!

The Lone Rangers' nephew horse? could be worth fifty thousand bucks!

Meatloaf or Red Cabbage, that's your choice

He won it. Mind power.

The infamous Christmas gift

Fraaah-Jil-Eh! it must be Italian!

My grandfather and I are huge fans, it's a tradition to watch it every year.

Classic!

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

My mother must've gotten to Ms. Shields! There could be no other explanation!!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!