Beeblebrox Baseball T-Shirts

‘Hey, you sass that hoopy Zaphod Beeblebrox? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.’ When we first meet Zaphod Beeblebrox, in chapter 4 of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, he has recently been voted Galactic President - something he needs to achieve to accomplish his actual goal - to steal the Starship Heart Of Gold. A parody of the famous Hope poster which was used to represent the presidential bid by Barack Obama

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The second most intelligent species that left the planet.

A tribute to Douglas Adams

“Don’t Panic.” Homage to the novel. Adapted from a graphic image by Dan S.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a 2005 British-American science fiction comedy film directed by Garth Jennings, based upon previous works in the media franchise of the same name, created by Douglas Adams. It stars Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, Martin Freeman, Bill Nighy, Anna Chancellor, John Malkovich, and the voices of Stephen Fry, Helen Mirren, Thomas Lennon, Richard Griffiths, Ian McNeice, Bill Bailey and Alan Rickman. Adams co-wrote the screenplay with Karey Kirkpatrick but died in 2001, before production began; the film is dedicated to him. The film grossed over $100 million worldwide.

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Funny sci fi quote inspired by Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, perfect geek gift for any sci fi book lovers with a sense of style!

"Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick"

A rare Betelgeusian Drinking Shirt.

Number 42 Answer to Life Universe and Everything

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

You know the question and the answer. Wear it proudly.

Gargle blaster

Funny sci fi quote inspired by Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, perfect geek gift for any sci fi book lovers with a sense of style!

“I happen to like fjords, I think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent”.

Don't Panic

Marvin is the ship's robot aboard the starship Heart of Gold in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

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Marvin the paranoid android

Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

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“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

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Stick it in yer' ear

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

The number 42 in a yellow and black circle

“Don’t Panic. It’s the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day” Don’t Panic parody design.

If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

They aren't panicking. This artwork was hand-drawn by me on 27.12.19. If you see it elsewhere, it's been stolen, ok?

I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

..or you'll get a present of Thermonuclear missiles. Seriously don't visit

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Disaster Area are a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and are generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Disaster Area are fronted by the incredibly rich humanoid, Hotblack Desiato who incidentally once spent a year dead for tax reasons.