Mournin' Pete is a pig who runs a BBQ restaurant and wants more than anything for you to stop eating his family. But there's nothing he can do to stop you. Forces beyond his understanding compel him to serve his loved ones up to you in exchange for money he neither wants nor needs. And now he's sellin' shirts!
Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.
Reese & Finch Protection Services offers protection for people identified by "The Machine" as people of interest. Their experience in surveillance, hand-to-hand combat and weapons make Mr. Reese and Mr. Finch your closest allies if your life is being threatened. For fans of Person of Interest.
A traditional t-shirt with a horrible twist. Use it as a coffee filter! Use it as a dog toy! Use it as a natural form of birth control! But for the sake of all things holy, just don't wear it. If you do, Al-Qaeda wins.
Credit for original idea goes to Lynn Hixon!