I wonder what pirate poop's booty looks like. Cursed Aztec corn? If you get captured by pirate poop, can you declare poo-ley? Is a pirate poop's ship called a floater? You think quilted, double-ply would make it easier to swab the poop deck? If you anger pirate poop, I bet they give you the stink eye before they send you to Davy Jone's crapper! Ok, I'll stop now. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Tags: shit, pirates, teal, argh, gold-tooth
Avast, ye mateys and gaze upon the most treacherous privateer to sail these seas. This scoundrel won't sink ye ships or take ye gold, no sir, it be the Rum he's after. He'll drink all ye booze and take off with nary a thank ye. Only the dreaded call of his cock, a doodle doo.
Tags: rum, moana, disney, caribbean, hei-hei