Funny Quote Funny Text Baseball T-Shirts

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

Funny headache quote.

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

YOU LOOK FUNNY DOING THAT WITH YOUR HEAD Slogan Quote funny gift idea

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

A design for a person who doesn't hold back.

Bats Funny Vampire Bat! Shadows Quote Funny Meme

I Shake My Ass For Kohls Cash Design

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

Lineart design

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

Funny Stay Positive

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

Shopping quotes funny tshirt and stickers great gift for a positive people, yoga lover, inspirational design on a lettering text, perfect for a birthday

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Don't. Give Up. Funny quote, text design

CAN YOU SEE THE FUCK YOU IN MY SMILE? funny saying

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

alcohol drinking funny quote

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For when the people downtown just wont leave you alone, here's a T-shirt with a funny saying so they get the picture. I Got No Spare Smokes

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

Duct tape can't fix stupid..

We all know what that means: Oh For Fuck's Sake! Funny Shirt in White text, also available in black text.

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

People Fucking Nightmare Would Not Recommend Funny

Don't forget to flush

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

This funny Schitt's Creek Quote design features a fan-favorite saying from David Rose: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."