Han Shot Baseball T-Shirts

The first entry in a series that has been rattling around in my brain where Abraham Lincoln is Han Solo

Greedo not only did not shoot first, Greedo did not fire at all.

Solo Shooter, One Shot - One Kill, the GREEDO KILLER!

Doesn't matter who shot first because maclunkey.

One of the lesser known conspiracies surrounding the JFK assassination is that he actually shot Greedo first, so the CIA had to assassinate him. or something.

You rebel scum!

Bad luck for you Solo.

Ape Shall Never Kill Ape. Doesn't say anything about Greedo.

Who knew Rodians bled so much?

Greedo has a pressing question for the spice smuggler.

Sad when your main claim to fame is being shot in the crotch by the galaxy's most famous smuggler.

Battle cry of those who didn't shoot first.

Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)

The tables have turned again, and now George is the one with the gun! Half of the profits will go to GiveWell.org's Maximum Impact Fund.

We are always so obsessed with remembering that Han shot first, but we all forget that Indiana Jones did the same thing to that evil swordsman. Make sure you get the message out there that our favorite adventuring archaeologist isn't that much different from our favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder.

SILHOWETTZ SERIES

Maybe not historically speaking, but so what.

It doesn't matter who shot first because maclunkey. I have spoken.

An addition to a certain sci-fi movie on a certain streaming service has created quite a stir. This shirt celebrates it.

Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all! Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!

Alien 1

What do you yell when you shot first?? Maclunkey of course!

Love death & robots - Abraham Lincoln Shot First

A photograph of a Funko Collectible of Han & Greedo's Confrontation in Mos Eisley Cantina

Greedo (Kenner)

Han who?

Inglorious last words for an unlucky bounty hunter thanks to director George Lucas and the latest versions of Star Wars in 4K Ultra HD. Maclunky! KAPOWW!! Our very own custom design.

Warn your bounty of how dangerous you are with a cozy design!

Maclunkey!

Little Greedo!

Koona t'chuta Solo?

Hippie Greedo

Never shoot last!

Show your love for everyone's favorite Archaeologist!