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There is great unrest in the Nation. Mama Bear's traitorous bandits known throughout the land as the Sleuth Crewth have divided a once peaceful people. Our newly annointed Chief, El Jefe, is the only one who can restore balance to the Republic. We implore you, come out and show support for the Jefederación - Juntos Para Justicia!

Buy this shirt for your best Wingwoman or buy it for yourself the next time you going out winging. Wing-on, wing-lady! WHAT IS A WINGWOMAN? A Wingwoman will unselfishly fan the flames of a budding romantic fire for her friend. She is confident enough to hold her own and will keep a positive attitude, rooting for her friend to get it in. A Wingwoman is merely a prop to ease her friend’s social anxiety, provide her with symmetry on the dance floor, and aid in case an emergency shall arise (she gets stood up).

#wherewasbalnor

Not another D&D t-shirt.

Show your fandom of Doughboys' own Mike Mitchell aka Spoonman aka Mitchy Two Spoons in this design by Felipe Sobreiro!

To commemorate the super-cancelled jamboreen.

Designed by Felipe Sobreiro

The full cast of characters from SitcomD&D on the attack. Designed by Waleed Mansour

High and Mighty (https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty) is a podcast hosted by Jon Gabrus (@gabrus). He frequently does power hours (60 shots of beer in 60 minutes). This shirt is in honor of that. design by Caitlin Spille (@caiteyded)

Beef's patented Cheeto Chop. Designed by Waleed Mansour

Big cliffhangers. Dramatic moments. You know what's coming. It's this line.

SitcomD&D's full cast of characters merch! Design by Waleed Mansour

Greetings from Bahumia (Bahuuuumiaaaa).

Chip swinging his axe. Designed by Waleed Mansour.

We all know ya gotta let people sleep, so now you can let the world know. Design by Waleed Mansour

"The guy from the mountain, who drinks water... from... a fountain?" Poetry.

Rock a classic quote from your favorite SitcomD&D NPC, Jennifer!! Design by Waleed Mansour

Every time I try to change the station, it just gets louder.

When a fight's going badly, there's only one thing for Moonshine to say. Bring it on. C'mon.

We all know ya gotta let people sleep, so now you can let the world know. Design by Waleed Mansour

Jennifer the Rat running scared from a fight. Designed by Waleed Mansour

SitcomD&D main logo with tagline merch. Design by Waleed Mansour

SitcomD&D's Bottoms Up merch. Design by Waleed Mansour

A rule to live by. Unless you roll a floor 20.

Seb casting Poison Spray. Designed by Waleed Mansour

In honour of my favourite, Deadeye Cybin.

Chip swinging his axe. Designed by Waleed Mansour.

Jennifer the Rat running scared from a fight. Designed by Waleed Mansour

Designed by Felipe Sobreiro

Beef's patented Cheeto Chop. Designed by Waleed Mansour

We all know ya gotta let people bust, so now you can let the world know. Design by Waleed Mansour

Seb casting Poison Spray. Designed by Waleed Mansour

Designed by Felipe Sobreiro

Designed by Felipe Sobreiro

All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Chalice casting Fire Bolt. Designed by Waleed Mansour