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Know Where Your Towel Is Baseball T-Shirts

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Hitchhiker's motto

Tags: know-where-your-towel-is, h2g2, douglas-adams, geek, marvin-the-paranoid-android

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Do you know where your towel is?

Tags: hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, know-where-your-towel-is, towel-day

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I had some fun making a parody :) *Update!* I've added another version of this in my store where the text is outlined in light grey for those wanting red or black shirts.

Tags: vogons, ford-prefect, arthur-dent, towels, towel

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The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Tags: popular, hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, hitchhikers-guide, thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

42 Baseball T-Shirt

by maped
$26

Tags: thom-yorke, paranoid-android, karma-police, kid-a, presse-ne-pas-avaler

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There's your answer.

Tags: griswold-speech, griswold-rant, christmas, xmas-sweater, merry-christmas

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Voldemort isn't happy about this one

Tags: got, voldemort, hogwarts, parody, mashup

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The Don't Panic. Inspired by the book and 2005 movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". This tee, a towl and your all good...

Tags: dont-panic, hitchhikers-guide, douglasadams, the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, marvin-the-paranoid-android

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On a scale of 1-Sweating Egg Nog, what is your level of cheer? My data base says you are not experience enough cheer yet, would a song help you feel more festive?

Tags: movie, baymax, big-hero-6, animation, big-hero-six

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Post-punk Carbonite.

Tags: han-solo, star-wars-inspired, joy-division

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It's never too early to teach your kids the importance of financial security.

Tags: black-magic, humor, childrens-books, kids-book, economics

Sell Your Soul Baseball T-Shirt

by StevenRhodes
$26
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The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

Tags: thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy, hhgttg, h2g2, douglas-adams, douglasadams

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Students I am your teacher

Tags: vintage, star-wars, teaching, maths, teacher

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Leia: "I love you." Han: "I know." Don't forget to buy the matching shirt for that someone you love!

I Know Baseball T-Shirt

by fishbiscuit
$26
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Your Aunt My Aunt Unicorn

Tags: unicorny, uncle, horse, unicorns, unicorn

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I outlined the text on this version in a thin light grey for those who want black or red shirts.

Tags: where-the-sidewalk-ends, shel-silverstein, demogorgon, cartoon, funny

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Don't care which restroom you use, just wash your hands

Tags: resist, trans, lgbt, transphobia, transphobic

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The greatest quote from Jurassic Park and Samuel L Jackson.

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It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now, isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!' [the whale crashes into the ground] Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell, was: 'Oh no, not again.' Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

Tags: 42, douglas-adams, hitchhikers-guide, hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy

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DnD + Star Wars! Total geek out! I find your lack of crits disturbing.

Tags: star-wars-shirt, starwars, death-star, deathstar, dnd

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Shoot.Your.Shot.

Tags: new-york-city, ny, knickstape, carmelo-anthony, madison-square-garden

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Inspired by Twin Peaks Gordon Cole’s quote on Denise’s transition

Tags: hillman-college, gay, gay-pride, fire-walk-with-me, transgender

Fix Your Hearts or Die Baseball T-Shirt

by jacquelinewalton
$26
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Lee Anne, the Queen of Photo shop for Schmoeville came up with our Phase 6 Logo and now you can show it off to all your fellow Schmoevillians! Enjoy!

Tags: xpressuself, eye-of-sauron, phase 6, dawn-of-justise

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I don’t think Freddy gets the credit he deserves for all the effort he’s put in over the years.

Tags: freddy, freddy-krueger, krueger, a-nightmare-on-elm-street, horror

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Uke... I am your father!

Tags: uke, ukulele, guitar, luke-skywalker, darth-vader

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Abu Dhabi 2012: Kimi, in the lead, is told by his team that they will keep updating him on the gap to Alonso in second and this is his response! (If you listen to the response, he says "I know what to do", not "I know what I'm doing")

Tags: f1, kimi, leave, me, alone

Tags: music, ipod, i-pod, tape, empire

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This Christmas Vacation couples t-shirt can be paired with the matching Margo shirt that reads, "And Why is the Carpet All Wet, Todd?" It can be found here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2065885-and-why-is-the-carpet-all-wet-todd

Tags: clark-griswold, christmas-vacation-margo, margo, todd, todd-and-margo

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#CosplayYourWay with Barr Foxx. "There is no wrong way to cosplay." Tees and merchandise that allows you to express the creative in you.

Tags: cosplay-chic, cosplay, jabarr, barr-foxx

Cosplay Your Way Baseball T-Shirt

by CosplayYourWay
$26

Tags: persona5, persona, 5, atlus, persona4

Tags: art, mh4u, blademaster, rathalos, weapon

Tags: pet, animals, animal, safe, safestkitts

Tags: christmas, holiday-clothing, christmas-humor, funny, mom

Tags: hello-mammoth, philip-j-fry, matt-groening, professor-farnsworth, dr-zoidberg

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Just do it.

Tags: super-smash-brothers, smash, bros, brothers, ssbm

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