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Go fuq yourself
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Let them know how you really feel and get some laughs. Poke fun at the pick up artist or casual creeper.
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The best girlfriend is your right hand
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STOP SELF PLEASURING HEATHENS!!!
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I'm not left handed, but sometimes I do use mouse with mine left hand ;)
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The best boyfriend is your right hand
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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “According to my new fitness Smart Watch, I've Masturbated for 4.3 Miles.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.
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How do you celebrate chrismas?
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Please don't buy this awful shirt.
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