Greetings explorers! Come on down to Pizza Adventure, where we put an adventure in every slice! Order one of our amazing signature pizzas like Kali-Ma's Fire or the Exotic Meat Lovers! Your Pizza Adventure awaits!
Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and partake of pizza, like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Whoever humbles himself to eat pizza like a child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.