Portal Gun Baseball T-Shirts

Full 2024 12 month calendar. Each month features a funny graphic of the portal gun being used in positive and negative ways ways, each with a funny description. Super high quality resolution made for large prints so all elements are readable as a proper usable calendar.

Love Science? Love Making holes in things? Love Aperture Laboratories!

For Science.

Upon researching all the easter-eggs from Portal 2, I wanted to do a piece involving the portrait of Cave Johnson & Caroline, with Chell in the middle of them, and the image of GlaDoS over Caroline…revealing that everyone is tied together. “This is..” is also the first lyrics from the end credits song from the first game, but then misleads you to what this picture really is of. Cave Johnson’s Legacy. The creation of not just Aperture, but Chell & tragic evolution of Caroline to GlaDos.

For Portal addicts.

Beautiful art inspired by Half life 2!

For science, you monster

Portal Sheep

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Design in which the portal gun appears from Portal and with the phrase, all for science.

Circa 1950

A little Robot

For SCIENCE!

Can't stop falling!

After a long day of testing, testing, testing, sometimes it’s nice to not have a computer AI staring down at you, a turret searching for you, and to just curl up with your best friend in a little hideaway. Reminder, your standardized companion cube will never tell you to harm lab equipment and the cake is a lie. the cake is a lie the cake is a lie tne cal/e i$ a l!e yne eglc !$ g I!c

A Stained glass design of the companion cube from portal. Behind it is a blue portal with a transparent center. the design is surrounded by a light blue tiled background

A Stained glass design of the companion cube from portal. Behind it is a orange portal with a transparent center. The design is surrounded by a light blue tiled background

Aperture Science Innovators

For SCIENCE!

Greasy gun

The best failed meme ever

Get mad!

Wheatley is now in charge

A funny portal design with the character in confusion.

I will find that cake!!! Artwork created by me AfroMatic using A.I. Art Generation

Two best buddies on an adventure.

Logo of Aperture Laboratories.

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

Welcome to Aperture Labs. Enjoy your death! ...Uh, stay!

Show off your love for both the hilarious animated series and your favorite sports team with this unique and eye-catching design. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt is not only stylish but also comfortable to wear all day long.

"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot talk." -GLaDOS

Embrace your gamer identity with this fun design, showcasing your mastery with the portal gun. Perfect for gaming sessions, a great gift for every player.

A Weighted Companion Rubiks Cube!

Aperture Laboratories introduces the new Test Subject Replenishment Program. Bring your daughter or son to work and have them tested!

For SCIENCE!