Queen Are Born Febuary Baseball T-Shirts
We all know them, the person whose life is just SO TERRIBLE! They whine and complain about every little thing and think it's so edgy to wear black. They aren't just a drama queen. They're a trauma queen. Get them this shirt. They might un-friend you on Facebook. Then you won't have to hear their whining anymore...
Tags: trauma, emo, humor, grunge, funny
"How is that even stuck on there?" 'Artistic License, probably.' 'I'M HUNGRY. CAN WE EAT NOW?' Another one from my Full Metal Mashups!!! series homaging and parodying the classic and iconic poster for Stanley Kubrick film, Full Metal Jacket of course! This time, the Merc with a mouth. Hey. How is he even talking? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
Tags: parody, nerd, geeky, cinema, funny
Perched atop her glistening egg-sac, bloated with the horrific spawn of the dreaded Aliens, the elegant armored monarch is master of all she surveys. Trespassing on her sacred territory means certain death, be it from her army of devoted drones, fatal impregnation by the fields of facehugger-filled eggs, or the powerful tail and talons of the Queen herself. The eggs bring life through death, and the Queen makes the eggs, spreading her deadly nightmare seed throughout the galaxy.
Tags: aliens, xenomorph, ripley, james-cameron, stan-winston