You've kikied with your girls over cheesecake. You've slept with their ex-husbands. Hell, even your children have slept with one another. I guess the only way to get closer now is to shop for condoms together! Dorothy and Blanche want the lambskins. But of course you want the ultra sensitive. In black. Leave it to Dorothy to flip out and call attention to the scene though. Ah well. She's got no one. And you have Miles. And he's tall. I bet you bought the black because you thought it would be slimming. Oh Rose. Dear, sweet, imbecilic Rose. Hand me that newspaper...
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Remember the "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats? Well, now you can "Get Your Safety On" with this great new tee. Remind your employees (or your date) that safety is the first priority. The next time you say, "Hey, watch this!" check your shirt first. Be daring, be fearless, but don't be stupid...get your safety on.
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Sex Coach Unisex design for men and women. This funny and attractive design will be a cute gift for everybody. Be positive, Smile Often, Be Nice, Be Sexy. Sex coaching is the art, that is popular in modern life. So, don't be shy to learn new and useful info to improve your life. Open the art of Sex Coaching, it'll definitely be an interesting experience in your life.
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