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It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

At the wheel of his slow car, Bob Arctor forgot theoretical matters and did a rerun of a moment that had impressed them all: the dainty and elegant straight girl in her turtleneck sweater and bell-bottoms and trippy boobs who wanted them to murder a great harmless bug that in fact did good by wiping out mosquitoes – and in a year in which an outbreak of encephalitis had been anticipated in Orange County – and when they saw what it was and explained, she had said words that became for them their parody evil-wall-motto, to be feared and despised: IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS HARMLESS I WOULD HAVE KILLED IT MYSELF.

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection