The Other Ass Baseball T-Shirts
May 29, 1995 HUNTSVILLE, AL - Starting from the torch monument in Downtown Huntsville, runners strutted south along Highway 431 with the goal of reaching Guntersville without ever needing to walk. Unfortunately, many did not succeed. "It really didn't seem that far," said one participant who fell short of her goal by 8 miles. "I was able to strut at a good pace for the first 15 or 20 miles but by the time I reached New Hope it was a different story. I was half dead! I couldn't run anymore. I experienced a shortness of breath and my movements were reduced to a sulking stagger." Channel 19 News field reporter Jamey Tucker caught up with another participant as he was leaving in his Mercedes-Benz. "I had just gotten off work on Redstone Arsenal and I wanted to run...I wanted to run! It was supposed to be good but the guy that was walking right behind us to see how far we could run had the last laugh. We were so goddamned f***ing tired we could hard hold ass up."
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A good hero makes a story great, but the secondary characters make those same stories even better. They help out in crucial scenes and help develop the characters that we know and love. This shirt is a tribute to the bit parts and second tier characters. They may not be the first people you think of when you reflect on your favorite shows, but they helped make it somewhere along the way.
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There, my sweet Coraline. I came and fetched you out of the cupboard. You needed to be taught a lesson, but we temper our justice with mercy here; we love the sinner and we hate the sin. Now, if you will be a good child who loves her mother, be compliant and fair-spoken, you and I shall understand each other perfectly and we shall love each other perfectly as well.
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Look, we know it can be hard to keep up with trends. One minute it's all "video game Y is amazing, the best thing since sliced bread" and then BAM! It's all about movie X and you're behind the times. Well don't worry. This shirt's got your back (also front and upper arms).
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