Birds Arent Real Merchandise

Birds are real.

You've heard it. You believe it. Birds are not real.

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

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This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!

A trending design for people who believe in conspiracy theories.

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Are birds real? Funny conspiracy theory design with birds flying from the text that says SPIES IN THE SKIES.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

A trending design for conspiracy theorists.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

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