Horoscope Signs

What would a Leo caption on insta be like? "I am the sun. I heal, I burn." :)

What would a Virgo caption on insta be like? "which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you?" :)

LVB Horoscopes

What would an Aries caption on insta be like? "I wasn't made to be subtle" :)

Yes, I know, predicting the future is a tricky thing, But it feels noteworthy that we all just skipped Spring. So, here I thought I could trust Orion, But, oh my stars, that jerk's been lyin'!

What would a Pisces caption on insta be like? "I'm out of my mind, please leave a message" :)

What would a Sagittarius caption on insta be like? "I have no idea where I'm going" :)

What would a Capricorn caption on insta be like? "I only accept apologies in cash" :)

What would a Gemini caption on insta be like? "allergic to boring people" :)

What would a Cancer caption on insta be like? "too be subtle is to be powerful" :)

What would a Scorpio caption on insta be like? "some people feel the sea, others just get wet" :)

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What would an Aquarius caption on insta be like? "Don't tell me what I can or cannot do" :)

What would a Taurus caption on insta be like? "I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right" :)

All 12 Horoscope Mermaids.

Please stop blaming us for your strane behavior

Twin-tails cancer horoscope sign. Watercolour painting.

Watercolour painting of Capricorn

What would a Libra caption on insta be like? "I don't skate, I just bought this to look cool" :)

Oriental themed Pisces with goldfish.

Air signs are smart, sharp and speedy; they THINK more than they feel, or do. Geminis are the liveliest of the Air sign gang - versatile, youthful, curious and fun.

This funny 'I Can't Deal with Another Retrograde' t-shirt makes a great gift for anyone who loves horoscopes and astrology! makes a great birthday or Christmas gift!

Leo Constellation

Stylized Taurus glyph. Brown earth sign