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Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

i knocked over the christmas tree

Turtle running club - we're slow as shell! This funny turtle gift is perfect for people who love to run but aren't the fastest when they do it. Featuring a turtle in running gear. A funny running joke gift for women, men and kids. A cute running gift for running partners, fun runners or anyone who loves to go running.

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Have a golden christmas

There Is No God / Existentialist Meme Design

single malt whiskey bottles illustration

John Candy / 80s Style Retro Fan Art

Be part of the trash panda squad with this cute raccon gift for raccoon fans. Featuring some cool raccoon trash pandas, this funny raccoon gift is for kids, men and women. A funny raccoon gift for raccoon fans and people who love raccoons. Join the trash panda squad.

A perfect gift or present for Christmas, Birthday, Halloween, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Anniversary and even on ordinary days. A funny shirt to wear for every drinking session.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Steely Dan / Retro Aesthetic Meme British Humour Parody Design

"I'm Fat Because Every Time I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and offensive language, it humorously shifts blame for weight gain to a provocative scenario, playing on stereotypes and taboo subjects for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Get this funny Master Baiter shirt with white print perfect for fishing enthusiast.

Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

This books reading librarian teacher book lovers ugly christmas design is a cool books reading christmas gifts for book lovers, book nerds, book worms and librarian, book readers who loves to spend their holiday reading story books, novel, science fiction. Surprise your favorite literature teacher, librarian or christmas stories writer with this funny book reading gifts and wear this while visiting santa claus and his elves. Great book reading christmas gifts for kids, youth, teens, boys and girls.

How do you not think of dragons when someone says Christmas?! lol I came up with this cute guy for all those fantasy lovers out there. You also have to admit this would be better then an ugly Christmas sweater. :) This art was created by me. It was sketched on November 24 and colored in the program Sketchbook pro 6 on November 25 of 2019.

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Maybe?

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"No Hablo Fucktardo" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit featuring jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. This retro and vintage-inspired tee adds a touch of offensive adult humor to your wardrobe. Bilingual twist with English and Spanish for those who appreciate a unique language blend. Ideal as a gift idea for grammar enthusiasts who can't help but laugh at the edgy message on the shirt.

Express your playful, funny, and risqué side with our cheeky design. This bold and humorous design embraces a touch of adult humor, making it perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries. This design delivers a statement that is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Let your sense of humor shine! Offensive adult humor.

Made from sugarcane juice, aged in oak barrels. Light, golden or dark, mixed or neat, Rum is your drink of choice. This eBrush Design Rum graphic is for Rum drinkers. Funny drinking sayings always bring a smile to the face of any Rum lover. Rock this funny Rum design to a cocktail party, happy hour, your favorite bar, pub, or drinking establishment.

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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Bourbon

This tshirt is special design. It is for those who want to have more fun.

Express your playful, funny, and risqué side with our cheeky design. This bold and humorous design embraces a touch of adult humor, making it perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries. This design delivers a statement that is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Let your sense of humor shine! Offensive adult humor.

Patrick Swayze ∆ 90s Styled Retro Graphic Design

"I Direct Midget Porn" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit filled with jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. Embrace retro and vintage vibes while incorporating offensive adult humor. This tee is an ideal gift idea for those who appreciate bold and unapologetic humor in their wardrobe. Make a sarcastic statement with this tee.

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

Winging It! This funny chicken gift features a chicken who is totally winging it! Featuring a cool chicken in sunglasses, this cute chicken gift is a great present for chicken fans, chicken lovers, chicken owners or anyone with a pet chicken. A funny chicken gift for kids, men and women or anyone who is winging it!

Born and made in America, Bourbon is our national whiskey. And you? Well, you’re a patriot and The Bourbon Whisperer!

Charles Bukowski, German-American poet, novelist, and short story writer.

My painting, Maltese Night, in beautiful full saturated color on everything from shirts to mugs to pillows!