Festus Haggen Crewneck Sweatshirts
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how to deal with "slipperty" men.
Festus Haggen quote on Slipperty Men Crewneck Sweatshirt
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$35
Description: Gunsmoke is an American radio and television Western drama series created by director Norman Macdonnell and writer John Meston. It centered on Dodge City, Kansas, in the 1870s, during the settlement of the American West. The central character is lawman Marshal Matt Dillon, played by William Conrad on radio and James Arness on television.
Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Sour Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Ornery Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus, sure loved his hot coffee, fires and warm vittles! The quote says "It don't make no never mind what happens along the way, as long as there's a warm fire and some vittles when you get to the end of the trail."
Funny Quote from Festus Haggen Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how learning something new every day will make you smarter. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Learning Crewneck Sweatshirt
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$35