Hartman Crewneck Sweatshirts

You may remember me from such roles as...

I Can't Hear You!

Phil Hartman

Is that you John Wayne?

Channel the unrelenting spirit of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with our 'Because I Am Hard' tee. This iconic quote from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket' captures the essence of his tough-as-nails character. Whether you're a fan of the film or admire his unyielding resolve, this tee is a tribute to resilience and determination.

I don’t know what I’ve been told (I don’t know what I’ve been told)…Eskimo pussy is mighty cold (Eskimo pussy is mighty cold)…Sound off, one two, one two – three four. I don’t know what I’ve been told (I don’t know what I’ve been told)…This t-shirt will never get old (This t-shirt will never get old)…Sound off, one two, one two – three four!

For the love of Ryan Hartman

Gunny wants you to show him your War Face. He’s got your ass, and you know it!

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

NEW ITEM! Mary Hartman!

Inspired by the popular movie Full Metal Jacket, comes this rifle creed design.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

All hail KEYROCK: Phil Hartman's classic character created by Jack Handey

Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) doing the superior dance with one of the skit's key quotes

Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Stop looking at my bum... cheeky monkey.

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"Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

The REAL DEAL.

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Sound off like you got a pair!

Lydia from "Danny Phantom". She seems like the most mild-mannered and most silent ghost in the show that Danny's ever fought. I like the idea of her being a quiet and friendly ghost (partially to show that the number of a person's tattoos is not tied to their level of kindness.)

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You will remEMBER my name

Full Metal Jacket t-shirt

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You're going to need a bigger boat.

Dana Carvey doing the superior dance at the end of an episode of Church Chat. This might be the skit that saved SNL back in 1986.

Embrace the unforgettable line from 'Full Metal Jacket' with our Private Gomer Pyle quote tee. As he famously exclaimed, 'I am in a world of shit,' this striking design captures the essence of this iconic movie moment. Whether you're a fan of military films or simply appreciate dark humor, this tee is a must-have addition to your collection. Stand out from the crowd with our exclusive design, perfect for movie buffs and those who love edgy quotes. Join us in celebrating the cinematic legacy of 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique t-shirt.

RECYCLING QUEEN SAM

Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

TOUCH MY MONKEY! LOVE IT! Liebe meine Abschminke! SNL's classic Sprocket sketch is immortalized in this fake movie poster for "DIETERS TRAUM" (Dieter's Dream). It is miserable and gorgeous. It will make you as happy as a little girl.