Mitch Hedberg Crewneck Sweatshirts

Dogs are forever in the push up position.

One of my favorite jokes from the late Mitch Hedberg

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

MITCH

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg •• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

Mitch Hedberg "I'm Sick of Following My Dreams..."

Mitch Hedberg •2• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

A vintage poster style fan artwork dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

A vintage poster style fan artwork dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

“This shirt is dry clean only which means… it’s dirty” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Mitch hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

“‘an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience’” - Mitch Hedburg (1968 - 2005)

Mitch hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Sorry for the convenience.

Mitch Hedberg "Rice Is Great..."

yeah

A truck load of potatoes got dropped off and pringles was like "Fuck it chop em up"

Creative Art

god damn mitch was funny

"Mitch Hedberg (Flowered)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs for Baddest Shirt Co.

Mitch Hedberg "This Shirt is Dry Clean Only..."

Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery

think about it

"I don't always have time to make a pan. Maybe I'd rather light a stick!" - Mitch Hedberg

"I Used to Do Drugs. I Still Do, But I Used To, Too." – A cheeky tribute to the legendary Mitch Hedberg and his timeless humor. This is a hilarious nod to the paradoxical wisdom of a comedy genius. This design isn't promoting any lifestyle choices; it's about celebrating the comedic brilliance of Mitch Hedberg and his ability to find humor in life's contradictions. It's for those who understand that laughter is the best medicine, even if it comes with a side of irony.

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

‘The fly was very close to being called a ‘land’ because that’s what it does half the time” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005) Complete with printed fly as a full-stop (period)

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg is one of the all-time great comedians, particular at one-liners. This one I thought would make a good t-shirt, particularly for people who want to protest.