Rescue Them All Could Rescue Them Crewneck Sweatshirts
After a piece of gutter ice crashes through Todd and Margo's window and melts into the floor, Margo asks her husband, "And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" His reply "I don't know, Margo!" is available on a matching shirt found here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2069176-i-dont-know-margo
Tags: clark-griswold, christmas-vacation-todd-and-margo, margo-chester, todd-chester, griswold-family-christmas
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.
Tags: escape-from-new-york, 6amcrisis, cool, geek, movie
In the realm of Middle-Earth, things are rarely exactly what they seem. Power is hidden in the smallest of things, a wanderer of the land is the King of Men, and a small bit of bread is enough to fill you for days - unless you're a Hobbit, of course.
Tags: lotr, not-all-who-wander-are-lost, quote, jrr-tolkien, tolkien