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“Because Velociraptor’s a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this…A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. He slashes at you here, or here…Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.” One of the best exchanges in movie history.
Tags: dinosaur, velociraptor
Some people- especially zombies take football a little too seriously. Pictured is a zombified wide receiver skying for the one handed grab. It does not surprise us to see that a severed foot is his prize. Foot Ball becomes the Post-Apocalyptic Gridiron.
Tags: football, foot-ball, funny, college-humor, humor