The Elder Scrolls V Crewneck Sweatshirts
Silly guards have no idea what it takes to be a real adventurer! From the 7000 steps of High Hrothgar to the long-forgotten underworld of Blackreach, you've been squashed, stomped, burned, frozen and stabbed a billion times and still manage to find the next big adventure! Wear this the next time a guard sarcastically asks if "somebody stole your sweetroll".
Tags: elder-scrolls, elder-scrolls-v-skyrim, dragonborn, dovahkiin, guard