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Too Long Didnt Read Crewneck Sweatshirts

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tl:dr Too long didn't read. It was probably boring anyway. Chestify Tees, use your chest to testify.

Tags: tlder, trolling, abbreviation, shorthand, novelty

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"Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh, crap! I *certainly* shouldn't have said it was illegal!"

Tags: oh-crap, hot, homer, lisa, bart

It's Too Hot Today Crewneck Sweatshirt

by rockbottomaustralia
$38 $30
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Citation needed!

Tags: youtuber, citation-needed, logic-is-coming, logic, reason

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You know what she wants....

Tags: philadelphia-eagles-professional-sports-team

The Long Cox Crewneck Sweatshirt

by 4thandjawn
$38 $30
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TOO PHUGGIN EASY - SBLII Edition

Tags: eagles-super-bowl, eagles-football, philadelphia

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" Ohhhhh :( "

Tags: grandpa, grandma, bart, simpson, abe

Can I Come Too? Crewneck Sweatshirt

by rockbottomaustralia
$38 $30
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The man, the myth, the legend

Tags: philadelphia, philly

TOO PHUGGIN EASY Crewneck Sweatshirt

by 4thandjawn
$38 $30
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We ain't no puppies, we some dawgzzz!!!

Tags: eagles-football

Tags: hhgttg, so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish, douglas-adams, 42, fish

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No rest for the wicked...

Tags: guts, manga, anime

Long Night Crewneck Sweatshirt

by akairiot
$38 $30
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Reading is fun. Open up new worlds. Unleash the power of the written word. Enter a new dimension. Read a book!

Tags: yoda, the-force, ewoks, humor, gremlins

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National Read Across America Day

Tags: reading-day, dr-seuss, school, thing-2, 2018

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Love fireworks scene in Kingsman.

Tags: kingsman, suit, firework, movie

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...and thanks for all the fish!

So long Crewneck Sweatshirt

by mathiole
$38 $30
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'I'm Too Old For This Shit'. Design dedicated to a great classic buddy movie.

Tags: buddy-movie, lethal-weapon, mel-gibson, murtaugh, im-too-old-for-this-shit

Tags: simba, disney, pumba, timon, hakuna-matata

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I originally made this as a wallpaper a long time ago, but I spruced it up (quite a bit) for shirts, so please enjoy!

Tags: japan, manga, anime, hikikomori, nakahara

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She read real good.

Tags: nerd, sherea, hillary-white, wytrab8, reading

She-Read Crewneck Sweatshirt

by wytrab8
$38 $30
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LONG LIVE THE KING

Tags: x228pcx, iron-man, panther, comics, infinity-war

Tags: philadelphia

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Perched atop her glistening egg-sac, bloated with her horrific spawn, the elegant armored monarch is master of all she surveys.

Tags: chestburster, facehugger, game-over-man, get-away-from-her-you-bitch, monster

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Kind of an obscure reference, but it has a cool custom font so that's trill.

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Perched atop her glistening egg-sac, bloated with the horrific spawn of the dreaded Aliens, the elegant armored monarch is master of all she surveys. Trespassing on her sacred territory means certain death, be it from her army of devoted drones, fatal impregnation by the fields of facehugger-filled eggs, or the powerful tail and talons of the Queen herself. The eggs bring life through death, and the Queen makes the eggs, spreading her deadly nightmare seed throughout the galaxy.

Tags: colonial-marines, sci-fi, giger, hr-giger, stan-winston

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When your turning green from too much fun, hurl it like a hero!

Tags: animal, hulk, bruce-banner, age-of-ultron, incrediblehulk

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In a galaxy far, far away (in the mysterious land of toronto canada)

Tags: star-wars, pilgrim, scott, scottpilgrim, ramona

Not So long Ago Crewneck Sweatshirt

by grungethemovie
$38 $30

Tags: walt-disney-world, disney-world, disneyland

Never too old 1955 Crewneck Sweatshirt

by old_school_designs
$38 $30
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New Pennywise the Clown

Tags: stephen-king, clown, it, horror

You'll Float Too Crewneck Sweatshirt

by eddieprice
$38 $30
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Reading Rocks - Read Across America

Tags: america, reading-is-my-thing, reading-is-our-thing, reading, gift-for-teacher

Tags: disney, descendants, mal

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There is not an Owl in the room.

Tags: read, mother, fucker, cute, owl

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Link peers into the magic Mirror revealing his true self.

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© Awfully Adorable

Tags: goth, saint, atheist, pastel, religious

This Too Shall Suck Crewneck Sweatshirt

by awfullyadorable
$38 $30

Tags: comics, movie, flightless-birds, spy-movies, black-and-white-movies

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The words are so iconic they don’t actually have to be there. Just the light blue blocks on black are enough to trigger the minds of any fan of science fiction. Test your friends! Another Design by Deep Space Dives.

Tags: star-wars, obi-wan-kenobi, obi-wan, millenium-falcon, han-solo

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