Celibate Merch

Celibate (Ce-Li-Ba-Te) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Cerium, Lithium, Barium, and Tellurium!

Better Celibate Then Sorry

Practicing Celibacy

Whether you want to wear this in comic irony or if you are committed to remaining chaste for some reason, this is the design for you. Hilarious in all situations.

Proud Virgin. Abstinence and celibacy gift for someone who is keeping their virginity until marriage. Take a vow of chastity as a religious Christian.

Addiction is giving up everything for one thing. Recovery is giving up one thing for everything.

Shocking News – This Guy Is Getting Married! Funny t-shirt for the engagement of the bridegroom-to-be or for his last night out like bachelor party or stag night. Also cool as a present or a gift!

Shocking News – This Guy Is Getting Married! Funny t-shirt for the engagement of the bridegroom-to-be or for his last night out like bachelor party or stag night. Also cool as a present or a gift!

Kent's Theme 1982 They Don't Listen Alternative Throwback

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This purple. grey, and black frog is proud to be ace pride colours!

Proud Abstinent