Citizen Merch

Xenomorphs deserve jobs too! Also, I’m pretty sure that’s a facehugger on Donald Trump’s head and that’s why he wants the aliens gone.

Senior Citizen Texting Codes T-shirt

Senior Citizen Texting Code Cool Funny Old People Saying

Am I the only one around here excited about vintage Citizen watches? if not.. This is for you :-)

Fun Old People Gag Gift Aging Funny Senior Citizen Texting Code Tee. for aging men or women who for their 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, or 90th birthday party. Great for family members or friends, a gift idea that's bound to make them laugh out loud. This senior's texting codes design.Funny gift idea for the senior citizen, retired person, elderly person, grandpa or grandma person that loves texting.This Tee is sure to make everyone laugh, even the elderly old lady or guy. senior citizens Gifts.

Bumper Stickers for Seniors

Dangerous Citizen

singles

I'm a obedient citizen tat means that I don't give a fuck

Resist. Be an active citizen. We have to come together and stand up for the truth to fight for what we believe in. Join the resistance against Donald Trump. Alternative facts are lies. ©031517

Citizen Kane meets Bullwinkle J. Moose. Why not?

A design for retirement or to get a discount on certain products.

Citizen

This weekend they're going to rock Portland!

Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Distressed Vintage Color "Citizen"

This is a humorous saying about being retired. Many times it feels like all you’re doing is wasting time between meals. Basically it’s what its like being bored, and not much else to look forward to besides the next meal!

a parody design of a classic movie and a cartoon villain

Original Rick and Morty fan art featuring an original emblem for Earth, C-137.

Our Respect Your Local Señor Citizen makes a great Senior Citizen Pun and is for elderly people enjoy puns, Mexican culture and respect for old people. This makes a funny gift for grandpa or grandma.

Citizen Dick is a fictional grunge band featured in Singles, a ’92 romantic comedy set amidst Seattle’s explosive grunge music scene. The movie focused on six young people, most of whom lived in the same apartment building, and whose lives revolve around the city’s ever-expanding music scene. The inter-related stories about each character’s progress through the singles scene are intriguing and often funny, and the soundtrack is a grunge fan’s dream. Cliff Poncier was one of the main characters and frontman of Citizen Dick, and when asked by an interviewer what the band’s song ‘Touch Me, I’m Dick’ was about, Cliff offers the following rambling reply: “Well, I think ‘Touch Me, I’m Dick,’ in essence, speaks for itself, you know?"

Birthday Chick in curly text with a yellow chick holding the number 50 is a funny gift design to mark a birthday milestone.

The perfect t-shirt for all that like They Are Very Oldschool, Classic Music, Have A Sense Of Humor, Vintage Cars, Lived To Tell Tales, or Very Groovy and Retro, Ideal gift for any Grandpa, Parents, Born in 1969, Family Member, Mom, Dad, or Grandma. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Any Occasion, Fiftieth Birthday, Family Gathering, Family Vacations, or Everyday Wear, If you love fun 50th Birthday tees this is the top for you!

A Grumpy Old Fart makes a To-Do List

My film poster for The Third Man is my tribute to one of the greatest films of all time, and my very favorite film noir. From the eerie, unique zither music soundtrack to the striking cinematography to the beautiful Vienna, Austria setting to the brilliant writing and directing to the exceptional acting, The Third Man is, quite simply, a perfect film. And Orson Welles was a big part of this perfection.

Senior citizen couple making every day count. Grow old along with me and smile,... most of the time.

Citizen Dick is a fictional grunge band featured in Singles, a ’92 romantic comedy set amidst Seattle’s explosive grunge music scene. The movie focused on six young people, most of whom lived in the same apartment building, and whose lives revolve around the city’s ever-expanding music scene. The inter-related stories about each character’s progress through the singles scene are intriguing and often funny, and the soundtrack is a grunge fan’s dream.

Not to brag but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it design for those who have a sense of humor about their memory and ability to remember things.

For the youth challenged. Make an elder statement with this funny gray or grey pride rainbow. If you have a little salt on your scalp or know someone who is always complaining about people stepping on their lawn, then this is the perfect gift. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Designed for those who are retired and in retirement.

Do you spend a lot of time in the penalty box?

Vote or Die

The perfect t-shirt for all that like Forget About Problem, Chilling Out, Travel, Go To The Beaches, Golfing, Sailing, or Does Not Stress From Having A Job, Ideal gift for any Retired Nurse, Parents, Mommy, Dad, Uncle, Retiring, or Retired Teacher. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Any Occasion, Halloween, Gathering, Family Vacation, Thanksgiving, Holidays, or Everyday Wear, If you love fun Retirement tees this is the top for you!