Cosmo Kramer Merch

I am the ASSMAN!

Hey buddy! A buttered up Kramer is nothing but a giant turkey to a hungry Newman.

...He was just a fat little mental patient.

You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.

Kramerica Industries. A logo designed for a company run by Cosmo Kramer that is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken and one day they'll get that chicken.

Hennigan's No Smell No Tell Scotch Whiskey From Kramer

Seinfeld, the show about nothing, but hilarious.

I've got the Kavorka Jerry!! The lure of the animal. Doyou have the Kavorka? Maybe you need to hang several cloves of garlic around your neck.

Monks.

Izzy Mandelbaum is 80 years old but strong as an ox!

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The Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt features a captivating and cosmic-inspired design that will take you on a journey through the vastness of the universe. The repeating pattern of the word "Cosmo" creates a visually intriguing and mesmerizing effect, symbolizing the infinite wonders of outer space. This shirt is perfect for those who are fascinated by astronomy, science, or simply love the mysteries of the cosmos. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, it combines style and comfort, making it a great addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the cosmic vibes and let your imagination soar with the Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt.

You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.

There is a proctologist in the New York area with a rather large fishing boat named "Assman". You may catch a glimpse of it in the habor on nice days

Frank Costanza \\\\ Retro Style Aesthetic Fanart

It all started with a single man in a messy apartment that may or may not have had a chicken. With you're help and support they will get that chicken! Buy now and support Kramerica Industries!

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'Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin!'

....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

Get the near authentic Kramer look with this "Lobsters All Over" shirt. Why lobsters? Only the K-man knows, well him all the other hipster doofuses.

A subtle reference that Seinfeld and Jerry Stiller fans will appreciate

Quone! To Quone Something!

seinfeld tv show jiffy park - retro movie gift idea

Kramerica Industries / Faded 90s Style Logo Original Design

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

I'll be at Jerry's with the crew if ya need me. Only true fans will know this address without you telling them.

Cosmo!

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"We don't care and it shows!"

"It's not a lie... if you believe it" - George Costanza; from Seinfeld

....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Rudy's won't sell 'em, but Morty's got a garage full of 'em.