Cynicism Merch

I speak fluent cynicism.

Graphic Tee - Cynical Tee - Cynic Humor

the perfect gift if you feel like an emotionless robot on the inside

Hard to believe anything you hear in the news, there are so many voices yelling from every mountaintop proclaiming the real truth. I don't believe them. I'm a cynic. I carry a badge.

Another in the line of cynicisms. Don't express yourself, I don't want to hear about it.

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

Coffee Please, and a Shot of Cynicism

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

Digital remaster of Diogenes (1882) by John William Waterhouse.

Plato was right that Man is a featherless biped, but Diogenes knew there was more to it than that. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/

Coffee Please And A Shot of Cynicism

I am a citizen of the world.

Stop the world and let me off. This ride sucks. The earth is literally on fire.

BLEGH

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Quote. This design is the perfect sarcastic gift for friends or family. Great on a T-Shirt, Hoodie or Tank Top. Perfect girls weekend group shirt.

Minimalist, sleek style coffee joke. Coffee please, and a shot of cynicism.

Funny sayings are right now fully in vogue, and statements with black humor even more so! Show with this cool statement that you have no time for idiots and stupid people.

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Hemingway Spoilers John Atkinson, Wrong hands

Coffee Please and a Shot of Cynicism.

When Diogenes met Alexander.

This work was created during a period where I was exploring different ways of manipulating paint on the paper to give interesting textural and colour mixing effects. To create this work I first applied masking fluid to the paper using spatter techniques and allowed this to dry completely. I then mixed the required base paint colours and applied to the paper, quickly applied water randomly by spatter techniques and then overlaid cling film. This was then manipulated using my fingers to create texture and pattern in the paint. This was then allowed to dry for 24 hours before the cling film was removed. After a further drying period the masking was removed to reveal the final image. This work is a cropped version of an original watercolour ...

Breakfast is a great time to have a crisis.

gold fish

Cheerful stuff.

Sarcasm And Cynicism Funny Sarcasm Quote, great for making a shirt, mask, sticker, or a present for your beloved friend, or boyfriend. girlfriend, husband, or wife.

Famous quotation by British writer Oscar Wilde: The World Is A Stage But The Play Is Badly Cast

Rated Gen X: Contains strong sarcasm, mild nostalgia, and frequent cynicism. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Aww....My Middle Finger Likes You” design on your favorite apparel.

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''Falling Down'' movie quote.

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Quote. This design is the perfect sarcastic gift for friends or family. Great on a T-Shirt, Hoodie or Tank Top. Perfect girls weekend group shirt.

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I See No Good Reason to Act My Age lettering aesthetic design with Thistle, Lavender Purple, Pastel Violet, and Cotton Candy color combination.