Deodorant Merch

an illustration of deodorant with an outline in a flat style

Your Organic deodorant is not working

your organic deodorant is not working shirt

Red version.

Got B.O.? Like being sassy? Tired of Nerd Stank? This sassy tee will be the hit of every Con and D&D game because this says what you cant!

Problems with stinky camo? Make the switch to Old Snake. Using octo-odor stealth technology, no one will smell you coming!

✨ PLS. she sounds like a deodorant ✨ u get a cookie if u get my ref uwu.

Why can't sweating be something a woman is proud of??? If you work out hard, why not take pride in the fruits of your physical conditioning labor?!

sarcastic qoutes the common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

People need to use common sense and deodorant.

common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

Does your dad smell good? Is it because he's the Old Spice Guy? Here you go,

It’s no joke. You can’t go out there smelling like that! Sure, you are certainly entitled to be repugnant in the comfort of your own home on occasion. But don’t go out where your fetid self can cause olfactory damage to some innocent victim. Come on now. Stink Responsibly!

Ideal for crystal healing, meditation, yoga, reiki healing, crystal power, or just for day to day wear.

This shirt, hoodie, or tank includes a graphic of a purple deodorant stick art with the quote, "deodorant is your friend" Perfect to wear in the summer with the hot weather! If you're going to the beach or the gym where everyone around you are sweaty, wear this apparel to let them know they need to wear deodorant!

Inform the people around you that you are wearing Odorant rather than Deodorant!

pink perfume

It’s no joke. You can’t go out there smelling like that! Sure, you are certainly entitled to be repugnant in the comfort of your own home on occasion. But don’t go out where your fetid self can cause olfactory damage to some innocent victim. Come on now. Stink Responsibly!

The Shield of Common Sense

Best design to get for your stinky videogame playing friends. idk why people that play games dont bathe

Are you proud when you sweat during your workouts? Want to show off that pride in an awesomely constructed tee?

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.

Smoke from a burning incense stick creates a myriad of wonderful patterns when you look at it closely enough and are able to freeze the action with flash photography. This close up photograph had the colours adjusted in Photoshop with the use of a gradient map.