Entendre Merch

When you're too tired to be straightforward.

Hard pressed Dicken's Cider, moister than most!

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It's creamy, it's nutty, it's a Whangdoodle

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Sassy Cyclist Alert! Our 'I'd Ride That' cycling shirt is a spicy double entendre that's sure to turn heads and ignite laughter on the road! 🚴‍♂️😏 Playfully express your passion for thrilling rides, both on and off the bike. This shirt will leave everyone grinning – because when it comes to word play, you're a true cycling wordsmith!" 🌟🚲😄 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Show off your love for mathematics with a cheeky twist in this clever design. The text proudly declares, "Most Men Love π". And just in case your mind starts wandering, the subtitle kindly suggests, "get your mind out of the gutter." It's a playful and witty way to celebrate your appreciation for both math and a good laugh.

Witty Double Entendre. When you are feeling meta with your humor.

Show off your love for mathematics with a cheeky twist in this clever design. The text proudly declares, "Most Men Love π". And just in case your mind starts wandering, the subtitle kindly suggests, "get your mind out of the gutter." It's a playful and witty way to celebrate your appreciation for both math and a good laugh.

2020 has been a brutal year. It's totally sick!

Latin phrase double entendre. This funny classical Latin quote has double meaning. If you love SPQR, Roman history, ancient languages, especially classical Latin, as spoken in Ancient Rome, Medieval & Renaissance Europe, this funny Latin saying is for you.

A naughty jack o lantern inviting you to eat their pie

Sometimes you wonder what you might get away with. Old Bill Shakespeare is no exception! Though to be fair, MUCH of what was commonplace, innocent speech of his time is anything BUT that today! For instance, this quote is referencing Banquo's response about the moon setting, but it's written as a sentence unto itself. In modern readings, the audience can't HELP but cough or snicker.

My favorite place in the world. I haven't made it to very many high peak summits, but I'd sure like to check a few more off my list. ©062117

The ultimate wearable wink to wordplay enthusiasts who appreciate a good clean joke. Flaunt your knack for clever double entendres and remind the world that humor can be as refreshing as a bubble bath – after all, there's nothing wrong with a little clean fun!

Splash!

On the one hand you see and on the other what do you want me to tell you....

Moist is one of those funny words which sounds rude but really isn't! This silly word play, double entendre design will surely put a cheeky smile on someone's face! A great gift for birthdays, stag parties, hen parties, or a night out on the town.

Funny doodle style depiction of a bookish girl reading a book, surrounded by piles of books, who prefers to stay in and read rather than going out.

A double entendre design featuring a baseball and the phrase "I'd hit that," playing on both the action of hitting a baseball and the colloquialism for finding someone attractive.

Risque image (au but as double entendre & also meaning I think to the point) taken from a book plate I have that was published 1894 I think the signature indicates the original was by Lucio Rossi (see below) Lucio (or L or Louis or Lucius) Rossi was born in Rome 23 January 1846, Rossi moved to Paris in 1867 to work as an illustrator gaining a reputation for his work in various journals and periodicals. However, he is best known for his genre-paintings and exquisite portraits of finely-dressed women in luxurious domestic settings. Rossi died in Paris in October 1913. All the images I am uploading to this profile are no longer under copyright. My aim is to make available in a variety of forms these wonderful images from Victorian & Ed...

A double entendre design featuring a baseball and the phrase "I'd hit that," playing on both the action of hitting a baseball and the colloquialism for finding someone attractive.

In Beer Pong, you've got to cup your balls if you want to win the drinking game. This bold design features an iconic, plastic red party cup with ping pong ball, positioned under an arc representing the path trajectory of the tossed ball. Features the funny phrase "Cup Your Balls!" in bold, white text, underneath. It's a pun of fun! Impress the competing team with this sweet swag at your next college party.

In Beer Pong, you've got to cup your balls if you want to win the drinking game. This bold design features an iconic, plastic red party cup with ping pong ball, positioned under an arc representing the path trajectory of the tossed ball. Features the funny phrase "Cup My Balls!" in bold, blue text, underneath. It's a pun of fun! Impress the competing team with this sweet swag at your next college party.

Sometimes you wonder what you might get away with. Old Bill Shakespeare is no exception! Though to be fair, MUCH of what was commonplace, innocent speech of his time is anything BUT that today! For instance, this quote is part of Lady MacBeth talking about how far she'd go to, if she'd promised her husband something. In modern readings, the audience can't HELP but cough or snicker.

It's not always bad seeing double.

I Like To Flash People funny photography t-shirt, would make a great gift for a photographer, photography student or just to wear as a funny work t-shirt.

Funny design for any occasion, works for old and young alike. I hope it makes you smile

If someone smokes and it don't smell good, call the Smokebusters! Wherever somebody is disobeying a NO SMOKING sign, Smokebusters will be there. Remember the Smokebusters motto: We Put Out!

Funny cartoon toilet paper feels like cute poop emoji is just using him.

The rock statues from Easter Island are shown as "rock idols" as a double entendre.

Popular expression that means to talk a lot, with enthusiasm and energy. Digital art by Daniel Charron

In an ideal world

For those feeling experimental and in search of a test pilot.

Funny double-meaning, great for someone who takes a lot of pictures

Go low!