Especially Merch

You aren’t so bad. Really. Kinda salty sometimes. A little ornery. You do like to stir it up occasionally. You know, the more I think about it, you actually are Especially Heinous.

Stares in especially heinous

DUN DUN

Say it loud! Say it proud! Say it on your chest!

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Because there is always that one person who's extra sucky!

Because there is always that one person who's extra sucky!

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Because there is always that one person who's extra sucky!

You aren’t so bad. Really. Kinda salty sometimes. A little ornery. You do like to stir it up occasionally. You know, the more I think about it, you actually are Especially Heinous.

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Because there is always that one person who's extra sucky!

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When I look into your eyes

Because there is always that one person who's extra sucky!

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