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What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

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Your Mom - Funny George Washington Quote. This offensive but funny sarcasm quote attributes Your Mom insults to the classical Founding Father and American President, George Washington, one of the major contributors to American history.

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The first president knows how to party.

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Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

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4th of July tee for people who enjoy hilarious quotes! Celebrate the freedom our founding fathers secured with this patriotic tee featuring George Washington.

4th of July tee for people who enjoy hilarious quotes! Celebrate the freedom our founding fathers secured with this patriotic tee featuring George Washington.

Down with King George!

Little known fact is that George Washington had his ivory dentures sharpened to look more menacing.

An "unbelievably" funny-but-true quote about being careful about what you read on the internet - attributed to the first US president, George Washington.

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Let everyone know that you, like George Washington, want to avoid the dangers of political parties!

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From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.

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4th of July tee for people who enjoy hilarious quotes! Celebrate the freedom our founding fathers secured with this patriotic tee featuring George Washington.

Artistic depiction of the first U.S. president, George Washington holding up two peace signs with his hands under the title "GEORGE."

If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

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The father of our country doesn't go by they/them. It's USA all the way!

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He rallied his troops, and in the dead of the night, stole a bunch of Alistair Hennessey's stuff.

From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.

From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.