Funny Philosophy Gifts Merch

Life Has No Porpoise - Funny Nihilism Tee

He'd question why you wouldn't get this great product!

It's more than a mood, isn't it? When you want people to know you are tired of questioning not only you existence, but the universe in its entirety, then this design is for you! Also for Bacon Lovers of any kind. :)

He'd question why you wouldn't get this great product!

I Reject Your Reality & Substitute My Own

Pink Freud Dark Side Of Your Mom Funny Gift For Mom.

Funny Intelligent design argument: How do we know that nothing does not exist. Ask the experts: cosmologists, astronomers, physicists, theologians, and everyone else. Einstein believed in an unconcerned Creator.

Funny Intelligent design question: How do we know. Ask the experts: cosmologists, astronomers, physicists, theologians, and everyone else. Einstein believed in an unconcerned Creator.

The Eagle nebula is a perfect preacher of Intelligent Design; nothing is impossible, really. Ask the experts: cosmologists, astronomers, physicists, theologians, and everyone else. Einstein believed in an unconcerned Creator. Credit ESA/Hubble for nebula picture, however it is altered.

Pink Freud Dark Side Of Your Mom Funny Gift For Mom.

Where are you going to? This is a question that is familiar to many of us, including Dachshunds. In Latin it is Qvo Vadis, it has probably been asked for a very long time and was common in ancient times. The dachshund represents the intricate emotions and complexity that lie within every human being. It's a witty take on people's doubts, layers of experiences and thoughts and anxieties. Let this question remind us of where we are heading.

Perfect appreciation , birthday or birthday gift for ( medical / phd ) doctor : Loved one or friend !

Super Teacher - Funny Teacher Superhero Lightning Edition

The design contains the illustration of Immanuel Kant with the saying: "I Want To Stop Philosophizing But I Kant"

I Wish I Was Full Of Donuts Instead Of Existential Dread

A moment of self awareness of a crash test dummy

All Of This Is Temporary - Nihilist Statement Design

This was designed by a sloth and it is one of the least philosophical sloths in the world. Feeling sorry for themselves, a sloth named sloth runs away from home to ponder their existence in the woods. Suddenly, they spot a human walking into the forest, where they snag a refreshing can of lemon soda and take a seat next to them. However, upon closer inspection, a shocking reality sets in that the human’s problems are worse and greater than the sloth's. This realization makes the sloth feel a little less soiled and guilty about feeling sorry for themselves.

Pink Freud Dark Side Of Your Mom Funny Gift For Mom.

hat and yellow chicken

Aristotle, Plato's star student of Plato, was a philosopher and polymath during the Classical period in Ancient Greece. "Those that know do. Those that understand teach."

Santa gets philosophical in his autumn years.

I Can Do Some Things Sometimes

''The hostile attitude of conquering nature ignores the basic interdependence of all things and events--that the world beyond the skin is actually an extension of our own bodies--and will end in destroying the very environment from which we emerge and upon which our whole life depends.''

Funny philosophy shirt

If you grow vegetables, especially sweet potatoes or yams, you can say I garden therefore I yam.

Embrace feline philosophy with our 'Whoever Knows Nothing' cat saying! This Sokrates-inspired design features a wise cat pondering life's mysteries. Perfect for cat lovers, cat dads, and cat moms seeking a touch of humor. Elevate your cat fashion with this unique and thoughtful tee, blending philosophy with feline charm.

Hell Is Real

Pythagoras of Samos was an ancient Greek philosopher. His political and religious teachings were well known and influenced the philosophies of Plato, Aristotle, and, through them, the West in general. The Pythagorean theorem: The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the hypotenuse (c).

The design contains the illustration of france and some bacon stripes with the saying: Knowledge Is Power. Enjoy.

because we're all a work in progress.

Diogenes, also known as Diogenes the Cynic, was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynic philosophy. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea. He was banished from Sinope when he took to debasement of currency. After being exiled, he moved to Athens and criticized many cultural conventions of the city. He used his simple lifestyle to criticize the social values and institutions of what he saw as a corrupt, confused society. He was captured by pirates and sold into slavery, eventually settling in Corinth. There he passed his philosophy of Cynicism to Crates, who taught it to Zeno of Citium, who fashioned it into the school of Stoicism, one of the most enduring schools of Greek philosophy. (Wikipedia)

red rose flower philosophy

Anatole France was a French poet, journalist, and novelist with several best-sellers. Ironic and skeptical, he was considered in his day the ideal French man of letters. He was a member of the Académie française, and won the 1921 Nobel Prize in Literature "in recognition of his brilliant literary achievements, characterized as they are by a nobility of style, a profound human sympathy, grace, and a true Gallic temperament". (Wikipedia)

Brewed in the Void since eternity.

Requires Constant Supervision