Hank Hill Merch

Hank Grime

cotten hill, hank hills dad, in his full uniform ready ti kill a nazi!

Famous words of a frustrated Texan just looking for a picture of a hotdog.

Father of the year!

Strickland Propane is a propane and propane accessories supplier in the animated series, King of the Hill. Buck Strickland owns the company, headquartered at 135 Los Gatos Road in Arlen, Texas, though he delegates most of the day-to-day responsibilities to his 41-time employee of the month and senior assistant manager, Hank Hill. Sometimes Buck is seen at Strickland headquarters, but he spends much of his time with his mistresses and otherwise enjoying himself around town. Strickland sells propane and propane accessories, including grills such as the Vogner Char-King, Char-King Imperiale, and Vogner Citizen, which are showcased during the annual "Grillstravaganza" sale.

Taste the Meat, not the Heat

-Bobby Hill

How many did he say?

Hank Williams - Hey Good Lookin'

Alamo Beer is the fictitious beer brand seen on the King of The Hill and the beer which most of the characters are seen drinking, plus it's Hank's favorite beer. This Alamo Beer design includes the classic beer label along with their classic marketing line "From the lukewarm headwaters of the mighty Brazos River." The design features plenty of wear and tear to give it a true vintage look.

When your picnic or barbecue calls for propane or propane accessories, you can rely on Strickland Propane, proudly serving Arlen, Texas and all of Heimlich County. "Taste the meat, not the heat!"

Whether you're looking to annihilate an ant hill or eradicate some rodents, you can rely on Dale's Dead Bug, the undisputed king of pest control. Keeping Arlen, Texas vermin free since 1997.

"Who are you calling a Nazi?!"

Ask for the first chair

King of The Hill parody shirt. Dang it Bobby

Strickland Propane. Inspired by the animated series "King of the Hill". Please note that the print is deliberately distressed to give an aged, retro appearance.

Self defense is best defense.

I sell propane and propane accessories

Cotton, Topsy, Brooklyn, and Fatty

Strickland propane taste the meat not the heat, arlen texas, work place of hank hill

"Propane may be a clean burning fuel, but she can also be a dirty girl." - Hank Hill

Hank Williams - American Icons

Texas's #1 supplier of propane and propane accessories.

Come vist the ficiional town of Arlen, dang it.

That's My Purse! I Don't Know You!

"Redcorn Gambles with His Future": Come on, guys. Did we give up when I left the "E" off of all of our merchandise? No! And we wore those "Fudgecak" T-shirts with pride!

oh my gawd...

DAMMIT BOBBY / KOTH Quote

Hank Williams

Hank Williams - The Ultimate Country Collection

From the people that brought you Dale's Dead bug

Pocket Sand

Famous Hank Hill quote in a retro font and earthy yellow colour

Arlen’s VFW is apparently not for reefer-smokin’ losers

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Country Music Artists Collection

When your picnic or barbecue calls for propane or propane accessories, you can rely on Strickland Propane, proudly serving Arlen, Texas and all of Heimlich County. "Taste the meat, not the heat!"