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You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

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A long time ago he sacrificed himself for the human race to prosper in the great hard battle against the Neanderthals Demons. He is Jurassic Jesus!

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You need to earn your place to join the animal sorority. The ever-popular unicorn, llama and cat are kings of the internet. ;)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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One of the best running jokes on Brooklyn 99 - The Name of Amy's Sex Tape: Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed? Jake: Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape. Amy: It’s not your fault, I was terrible Jake: It’s Not Your Fault, I Was Terrible is also one of your sex tapes. Amy: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn't get too sexual. Jake: Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn't Get Too Sexual title of your sex tape. But seriously, what is taking so long? Also, the title of your sex tape. Judge Marinovich: One more "but," and you will be in contempt. Jake: "One more 'but' and you're contempt," name of your sex tape. Amy: Not even going to touch that. Jake: The Amy San...

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Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

The Juice is Loose! Vintage distressed gigantic text.

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A member of Clarence Boddicker's gang, The Wrecking Crew, Joe P. Cox is a cunning criminal with one of the best and memorable laughs in movie history. This design was inspired by the 1987 scifi classic, RoboCop.

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"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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If you met my family you would understand funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

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