I Am Runner Merch

Questions to Ask An Ultramarathoner: I Am An Ultra Runner. Yes, we run it all at once. My knees are fine. Yes, sometimes we sleep. Yes, we eat during it. Don't worry about my pace. Yes, it's a long time to be running. We poop in the woods. I know you don't even like driving that distance.

I Am A Marathoner is a funny running design for a runner who is sick of being asked about their knees. Perfect for a marathon race volunteer, race director and running coach who runs 26.2 miles.

This super cute turtle design says "I am a slow runner, dear god please let there be someone behind me to read this" and is perfect for anyone who loves cute turtle puns or running jokes! Anyone who does long-distance running would love this running pun! Grab this adorable slow moving turtle design as a gift for anyone in your life who love running & has a sense of humor about their speed! Perfect for any track & field runners or cardio bunnies who love running jokes!

marathon runner

I am a funny runner who loves to run and join with anyone.

Picture of a runner with text that reads I am a runner

Also comes in a gold and white print. See my store.

Trail running music forest, running retro

This super cute turtle design says "I am a slow runner, dear god please let there be someone behind me to read this" and is perfect for anyone who loves cute turtle puns or running jokes! Anyone who does long-distance running would love this running pun! Grab this adorable slow moving turtle design as a gift for anyone in your life who love running & has a sense of humor about their speed! Perfect for any track & field runners or cardio bunnies who love running jokes!

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store.

BECAUSE I AM FAST - THAT'S WHY

Also comes in a gold and black print. See my store.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

A humorous take on the running esign.

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store.

This adorably slow turtle design says "I am a slow runner, dear god please let there be someone behind me to read this" and is perfect for any competitive runners or anyone who is training for a race! Great gift idea for track & field athletes or long distance runners who have a funny sense of humor and are obsessed with turtles!

Also comes in a white and black print. See my store.

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store.

I am a running Mom just like a normal mom except much cooler

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store.

I Run Therefore I Am Runner Running Funny Sayings

I Run Therefore I Am Runner Running Funny Sayings

Gift for ultra marathoner

Are you amused by the "poop zoomies"? Why, oh why do kitties freak and run out of the litter box? Are the ghosts of meals past out for revenge? Inspired by Auguste Rodin’s The Thinker and it’s best buddy, the René Descartes quote, “I think, therefore I am,” (which I chewed up and digested along with a cat into a delightful poop joke-- think of it as a microcosm of the internet) this funny digital drawing for cat lovers was illustrated by Kaz Foxsen with watercolor brushes from Sandy/brusheezy.com (http://mcbadshoes.deviantart.com).

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I Am Possible.

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store.

if you can read this i'm not last

if you can read this i'm not last