Marxism Merch

Marxism Is Radical

Karl Marx once said; "Religion is the opium of the masses." This shirt promotes the opposite idea. Marxism, and all other forms of totalitarian socialist rule, are the greatest deception. Impress your friends and family with beautifully designed anti-Marxist gear that can only come from Illumined Apparel.

Labor Makes Capital Takes

Whenever a capitalist tries to steal your labor value, punch him in the throat.

This illustration is by Montreal artist Tricia Robinson

Marxism hasn't really ever worked, has it?

The tradition of philosophical designs continues - this time dedicated to the Prussian-born philosopher Karl Marx. Split between his younger and older self, caught in the triangle of base and superstructure, which culminated in his life's major work "Das Kapital". This one is for all of you philosophers out there. "The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people." - Karl Marx

A black and white variant of a previous shirt design.

Show your witty side with this unique design!

Show your witty side with this unique design!

Chistmarxs is here

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.

Workers Of The World Unite / Marxist Meme Design

The tradition of philosophical designs continues - this time dedicated to the Prussian-born philosopher Karl Marx. Split between his younger and older self, caught in the triangle of base and superstructure, which culminated in his life's major work "Das Kapital". This one is for all of you philosophers out there. "The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people." - Karl Marx

Groucho Marxist (Hope Parody). A parody of the Obama Hope poster featuring legendary comedian Groucho Marx.

A statement about the Marxist leanings of modern universities.

Marxism

What does this shirt mean? Is it pro-Marx? Anti-Marx? I don't know, but it's kind of esoteric and looks interesting.

This cool and funny shirt is inspired by those classic knitted winter holiday sweaters with raindeers, snowflakes, christmas treess, santa claus and snow. This is a perfect gift or present for the one you love.

Not the mechanistic fuddy duddy he somehow got made out to be, Marx's friend and benefactor was brilliant in his own right and more than a bit of a party animal.

We should've listened.

The act of rising to an important position or a higher level.

Cause the conservatives in your life to poo their pants and run away screaming about Saul Alinsky, pronouns and Critical Race Theory.

Marx - with a swag.

Karl Marx once said; "My object in life is to dethrone God." This design promotes the opposite ideology. Impress your anti-marxist friends with beautifully designed T-shirts, stickers, mugs, and other products that can only come from Illumined Apparel.

Welcome to Piss Earth sane humans. Bend over and prepare yourselves for current year.

Get In Loser, we're Seizing the means of Production - perfect for Marx lovers, communists and communism fans everywhere. Original Get In Loser Karl Marx Design featuring Original Karl Marx in car artwork.

Socialism or barbarism.

Marx would hang out with Marilyn

Represent for Marx and the boys who have furthered Marxist thought for comrades the world over.

Karl figured things out

Harpo marxism

We have nothing to lose but our chains.

Medication can't solve exploited labor

Eat your pheasant, drink your wine, your days are numbered, bourgeois swine.