Monocle Merch

Meet Mort. Mort is the type of narwhal that can usually be found grumbling in the corner at parties, and yet he has an undeniable charm about him. (Probably because the negative things he says are mostly true.) We all know a person like Mort and love him undeniably.

When your monacle is also your breakfast

A monocle is a type of corrective lens used to correct or enhance the visual perception in only one eye. It consists of a circular lens placed in front of the eye and held in place by the eye socket itself. Often, to avoid losing the monocle, a string or wire is connected to the wearer's clothing at one end and, at the other end, to either a hole in the lens or, more often, a wire ring around its circumference.

A monocle is a type of corrective lens used to correct or enhance the visual perception in only one eye. It consists of a circular lens placed in front of the eye and held in place by the eye socket itself. Often, to avoid losing the monocle, a string or wire is connected to the wearer's clothing at one end and, at the other end, to either a hole in the lens or, more often, a wire ring around its circumference.

A monocle is a type of corrective lens used to correct or enhance the visual perception in only one eye. It consists of a circular lens placed in front of the eye and held in place by the eye socket itself. Often, to avoid losing the monocle, a string or wire is connected to the wearer's clothing at one end and, at the other end, to either a hole in the lens or, more often, a wire ring around its circumference.

Nothin' but the 'moji!

Who says you can't be adorable AND climb the corporate ladder? Not this little guy.

Moustache Monocle Top Hat

Never trust a guy with a monocle!

3d monocle

This beautiful design of the critically acclaimed antagonist “The Duck”, brought to life by the visionary known as Chad, is now available in its original format for you to enjoy on a T-shirt tailored specifically to tend to your Duck needs.

What's sassier than a llama wearing a monocle and a neckerchief? Literally nothing. Show your love of llamas and the sass they bring with this sophisticated creature!

Everyone likes a good clean pun. Show your love for Monica AND Monocles with this snazzy, stain-free shirt. Looks great in blue!

Design in the style of old-time engraving inspired by the Tv series/comics "The Umbrella Academy"

Very flash mr mushroom!

Wowie zowie, that's one classy jive turkey!

A cute, fancy blueberry wearing a bow tie, monocle, and top hat.

The emoji you use when you think you're some sort of scientist or something.

For The dignifyed

A cute fancy chicken wearing a hay, monocle, and red bow tie.

Quotes from the detective that knows how to use his little grey cells!

A nice lil' english crab gentleman.

Because complete and total destruction needn't be a savage affair.

Photo of owl with a monocle

A cute guinea pig face wearing a top hat, red bow tie and monocle.

How they use to see things back in the day.

A cute, fancy, sophisticated, dapper ghost, with a funny kissy face. He has a curly mustache, red bow tie, monocle, and top hat.

The Monocle Illustration

ever wanted to wear a T-shirt with a cupcake wearing a tophat and Monocle on it?.. (probably not) BUT NOW YOU CAN!

Monocle Moon - Top Hat Lunar

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Sama Lope.

Looking me looking you Looking me looking you looking me...

A cute melanoid axolotl wearing a top hat, mustache, monocle, and bow tie.