New Trouble Merch

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don’t come out.

"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."

I love New York

Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.

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In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don't come out.

I GET US INTO TROUBLE

Let's dive into the memories of childhood with Escape from New York (ニューヨーク1997) - Lieutenant S.D. Bob "Snake" Plissken.

Cracker Jack classic box inspired Big Trouble in Little China parody

Let's dive into the memories of childhood with Escape from New York (ニューヨーク1997) - Lieutenant S.D. Bob "Snake" Plissken.

LET'S IMMEDIATELY BOOK NOW, THIS DESIGN IS ABOUT GOOD TROUBLE

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...You Don't Come Out Snake Plissken is ready to infiltrate the maximum security prison that is Manhattan Island A perfect design for any John Carpenter, 80s, cult classic movie fan!

ChinaTown

Wellcomo to the human race!

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Snake from Escape From New York

Three of the most important people in the New Zealand ice hockey Bear League.

The Metal Director himself - John Carpenter is the latest to join our collection. It doesn't get any more metal than this! As opposed to some of our other juxtapositions this one hits the nail in the head! or the head with the nail!

Plissken's Speed Shop

Plissken's Speed Shop (Colour)

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You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

The absolute legend that is Jack Burton.

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Kurt Russel's Wyatt Earp from the movie Tombstone.

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Trouble maker

A tribute to the director/musician John Carpenter.