Rachel Maddow Merch

What would Rachel Maddow do?

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

You have a date with her every night at 9 (8 central). Sometimes you even watch her in bed. You wish you could run your fingers through her short, shellacked for tv hair, but you know there are thousands of LEDs between the two of you. You're a Rachel Maddow Show viewer. Debunction Junction? Old hat. Sending you to prison at the end of every Friday night episode? Wow, you are a hardcore fan. You know she's not just the news--she's how you understand the news. She's the queen of cable and of your heart. Now show off how much you worship her! Wear her on your chest like a care bear. Super power--brains. I presented you with this unusually long intro in order to give you the history necessary for understanding HOW MUCH YOU NEED THI...

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch this space. This expressive portrait of Rachel Maddow will show everyone how smart you are.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

Watch what they do, not what they say. Great advice.

From The Rachel Maddow Show on April 9, 2021 — showing off her vaccine sticker

This expressive portrait of Rachel Maddow will show everyone how smart you are.

Democracy is not a spectator sport.

Democracy is not a spectator sport. Resist Fascism.

Facts matter

Rachel Maddow

Today's Special on the menu! The collusion "nothing burger" includes extra Russian dressing, bowl of borscht, boiled potato and vodka for a little more! Parody of Russian collusion story.

One of the greatest reaction images on the web, "The Stupid! It Burns!" has been one of the most quotable Internet Memes. Hey, even "Dr. Maddow" has used it recently! I wanted to make this into a iconographic pseudo-fire exit sign! Because, well, the stupid really does burn!

Immanuel Kant is the central figure in modern philosophy. "The hand is the visible part of the brain." In other words, watch what they do not what they say.

Immanuel Kant is the central figure in modern philosophy.

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