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Nothing protects your family like Red Ryder!

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

Christmas Story

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

You'll shoot your eye out!

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

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In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

Ralph wants you to wear it.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - Christmas Story - Leg Lamp" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!

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Embrace the nostalgia of youthful aspirations with our 'Red Ryder BB Gun' T-shirt. This design pays homage to the iconic firearm, forever etched in the memories of those who dreamed of owning one during their childhood. Perfect for fans of classic Americana and those who appreciate the whimsy of youthful fantasies. Get your tee and wear a piece of timeless nostalgia with pride

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

When you're taking out terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza, your best chance of survival would be to use a Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

He had yellow eyes!

Christmas Vacation is an unspoken treasure in my household and this rant gets quotes countless times throughout the year.

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

Everyone's favorite pink nightmare reimagined by Animator/ Illustrator Noel Saabye.

Poor Ralph. Struck blind.

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot.

Relive the timeless cautionary tale with our 'You'll Shoot Your Eye Out' T-shirt. This design captures the iconic line from 'A Christmas Story,' delivering a nostalgic warning against the perils of youthful dreams. Perfect for fans of classic holiday cinema and those who appreciate the humor in memorable quotes. Get your tee and wear a piece of nostalgic wisdom with festive flair

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

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It's a piece of art!

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.