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I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

For those that don't like sports but want to be supportive. Go team. You can do it.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

This funny cute t-shirt is the perfect gift for who loves unicorns. To a lazy friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend. Featuring the phrase I Just Need To Be Dramatic. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

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Text says "I'm Not Cranky I Just Have A Violent Reaction To Stupid People".

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

HONK design

Some good advice this turned out to be.

This is a funny design that says " sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's not worth the jail time'" with an image of handcuffs

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Funny, cool saying about the rules of eating banana! If do not want to feel embarrassed and misunderstood so Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana. Cool gift for those who have dirty mind and want to make people laugh. Surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend with this hilarious, humorous shirt. They will be impressed when they receive such gift! Wear this t-shirt on your gathering with friends and make them smile.

Ya could have been sweet. No nutritional value.

Another baseball original by TeeCreations. Great for the baseball lover on your gift list. Perfect for the baseball mom, player, dad, coach or fan who lives and breathes baseball.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

Natural Science reptiles novelty design for dads, brothers, women, men and children. Alligators see you later, Crocodiles see you in a while.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

To all those delightful oddities out there.

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

Be brutally honest, you didn't want to come!

CAN YOU SEE THE FUCK YOU IN MY SMILE? funny saying

Yes Today Satan in pink typography

Famous funny quote from boxing legend Mike Tyson

Text Says "Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is And Then Realize Half Of Them Are Stupider Than That"

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Life is Hard. Live Like You're Going to Die. Because You Are. A funny quote about life and death, with a happy reaper skeleton and a shiny colorful rainbow. Be happy! Or sarcastic...

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Funny meme quote

It's true.

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Sober W/B

Dog love, dog love saying with dog paw, dog lover design