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Soon it will be Election Day. Your friends, neighbors, family, coworkers, and the deceased are out in full force at the voting booths. They are pulling levers, filling in bubbles, and hanging chads. Afterwards, you get a little I Voted Today sticker—let the voter shaming begin. Voters will start waggling their I Voted Today stickers in your face. They slap the stickers up on every social media platform. But why wait for a little democratic stickers to start gloating. Now you can gloat all the way to the voting booths and all year too. Remember, this shirt works great regardless of your political party.

Cute Vinyl Record Lion

Coyotes, one of the many things that makes the city of New London magical.

Cute Vinyl Record Lion

Halloween is rapidly approaching, and you still don't have a costume. Although you have visions of being decked out in an elaborate costume, you are also acutely aware of your laziness. Lets face it, the best route for you is to come up with something clever that requires almost zero effort. Look no further! This shooting range target t-shirt is the ultimate solution to all your costume anxieties. Wear a black balaclava and black pants to complete the outfit. Stand in front of a white wall any opportunity you get for optimal effect. You'll be the talk of the Halloween ball. Truly, could there be a better time in history for a costume such as this?! Be careful though, unhinged active shooters may find you an easy target.

When the pendulum strikes midnight, it signals the start of Eugene's long night’s journey back into day.

Here is the rest of the Jolly Roger. Finally, some closure!

Sun, sand, and Skeeball! You got nine shots to victory, make 'em count.

If you know where this is, then you’ve definitely spent some real time on the streets of New London. Now, do you know why it’s there?

Yup, it's haunted.

Cute vinyl record lion

Long Beach Bar Lighthouse, known locally as the “Bug Light” because it resembles a bug walking on the water when viewed from a distance, is the perfect shirt to celebrate our rich maritime history. There's nothing like sitting around with a bunch of your friends, chewing the fat, and enjoying some refreshing "Bug Lights." (T-shirts that is.)

Every decade or so, a great F*ck the Police graphic is produced. Considering the current political climate, this is probably one of the most poignant t-shirts you will ever own.

Some say we are living in the age of information, but what we are really living in is the era of disillusionment.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game!

Celebrate odd and mysterious New London, where counterculture has always been the culture.

This shirt is perfect for when your vibes are satisfactory or acceptable in quality or quantity.

A lot of people hate this word. Now you can show them you don't give a damn.

Well, it's late summertime and the garlic and harvest festivals are in full swing. But remember, proper attire is mandatory for all attendees.

Let the world know that your vibes are satisfactory or acceptable in quality or quantity.

If you ever need to hire a graphic designer, ask them what they think about the font Papyrus. If they tell you they don’t like it, walk out and find a better graphic designer.

How the monk parakeets got to the coast of Connecticut is source for many urban legends. How these tropical birds survived the winters is a testament to the nature. Can you have one? Sure you can—with this beautifully designed T-shirt.

This is how true New London ballerz roll. It's all in the game, kid!

New London, the town where counterculture is the culture! You don’t have to be a genius to figure out that this T-shirt may not last forever. Once the donut chain finds out, it will be certainly be cease and desist. So, get your satirical shirt while you still can!

The annual, unofficial New London Grows Initiative has become slightly more official. Help keep one of the east coast’s oddest and most interesting cities green.

Perched atop the Mohegan Bluffs, Southeast Light is one of the two lights on Block Island

The most fashionable attire for any Maine lobster fest is the retro designed York Beach skeeball tee!