Vasectomy Merch

100 Percent Juice, no Seeds T-Shirt - a funny post Vasectomy shirt that is perfect for the seedless man! Celebrate your vasectomy with this hilarious 'Hundred Percent Juice, No Seeds' Shirt. Let people know you have all of the juice but none of the seed. This Soft, comfortable and durable shirt is lightweight and printed with quality, long lasting inks.

Funny vasectomy tee shirt design.

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Pro choice

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Pro choice

The design contains the illustration of two lemons and a glass of lemon juice under the text: 100% Juice No Seeds.

A funny vasectomy design, for partners who through the vasectomy, for a life childfree. A post vasectomy gift idea for the new seedless man.

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The design contains the oldschool illustration of two crossed wild west colts between the saying: I Shoot Blanks.

The design contains the illustration of a glass of orange juice with two oranges in front of and the saying: 100% Juice No Seeds.

Pro choice

Pro choice

The design contains the illustration of a retro vintage washed look style glass of lemonade between the saying: 100% Juice No Seeds.

Pro choice

The design contains the illustration of a scared squirrel with the saying: I Have Lost My Nuts.

The vasectomy went great. I’m here to clean you up. This is my favorite part: removing the tape. Congratulations on your free wax. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

The design contains the illustration of a squirrel with the saying: I Have Lost My Nuts in a vintage retro washed out style.

Hi! Now that you’re prepped, I’m going to numb the area that we will be working on. This won’t hurt much… And done! Can you feel this? (Tap tap) Nope. Or this? (Tug tug) Nothing. Yay! And on my first try ever! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

The design contains the illustration of grapes between the saying: 100% Juice No Seeds.

The vasectomy went great. I’m here to clean you up. This is my favorite part: removing the tape. Congratulations on your free wax. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

The design contains an illustration of a half orange in a vintage retro washed style with the saying: 100% Juice No Seeds

Cut me some Slack - Vasectomy Now Was Looking at some trends and Popular tags and found these two, That Goes Along pretty well (LOL) We all have choices, And resources to Choose

The design contains a vintage retro washed look illustration of two half lemons and a glass of lemonade with the saying: 100% Juice No Seeds.

Vasectomy prevents abortion

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Vasectomy prevents abortion

Retired Babymaker Vasectomy Recovery Gift

Vasectomy gag gift saying - Retired Baby Maker.

When you say you're pro-abortion you're telling people that you believe it's OK for them to have the ability to choose abortion as an option for an unplanned pregnancy — even if you wouldn't choose abortion for yourself. People who oppose abortion often call themselves pro-life.

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If your friends or family keeps asking about your future child plan, point them to this shirt and let them know that you aint got the time for kids!

Hello, I am your doctor. Today we are going to do a little cutting, snipping, tying, cauterizing, and stitching. Want to watch? I think that is a hard no. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Well, it's time to get the snip! Vasectomy survivors unite! Just sit on some frozen peas and watch TV for a few days, then you're worry free! Great gift for the fella in your life that is about to get, or has gotten a vasectomy.

Hello, I am your doctor. Today we are going to do a little cutting, snipping, tying, cauterizing, and stitching. Want to watch? I think that is a hard no. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Wow, you’re young for a vasectomy. How many kids do you have? None! I don’t want kids. I can’t have children… I’m not sure what to do with that information. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com