It takes a lot of calories to work a full shift at the Gap. I mean, there's all that shirt folding, denim folding, leggings folding, skirt folding, shorts folding... oh, and jacket hanging! That's always fun. Of course nothing expends more calories than gossiping! So have a seat with Chris Farley and David Spade and spill yourself a pot of tea with your sensible meal. Just get it before things turn violent. OK?