So you left town, traveled into the notoriously dangerous badlands, intents on bringing that hoarde of orcish raiders to justice. You'd planned out everything so carefully, and just as you engage the enemy in combat, a sneaky sorcerer drops a fireball on your party.
So.... where are the health potions? What do you mean you forgot to buy them?!?! You are our treasurer, you were supposed to get the potions!!
If you had this shirt on, someone would have remembered to ask, just sayin'
think of it as an investment... or Health insurance....
Check the sizing chart before buying.